CUTI-SADDA: "KEEP YOUR CANNIBAL CRUNK ON!"
Q: Dancehall and Death Metal, what the fuck was Cuti Sadda thinking?
A: Satan loves Jah. They are one in the same both from the depths of the fire with no heat. It is that which is so empty that is full. Goats with Breasts. Cuti-Citta Cuti-Sadda!!!Q: Why does Cuti Sadda crush all others? Many have tried, all have failed. Is it like Durian Milkshake, where all of the wrong ingredients form the right combination?
A: Cuti crushes because now is the time of the Cuti-Citta! Yes, Durian Milkshake is the drink of the Asian lambs! It's sooo bad and yet so good. The smell repels you, but you must swallow every last drop and lick the remains. Just like human flesh...EWERR...or Goats with Breasts.Q: When Cuti Sadda listens to the played-out King Diamond of today, does Mr. Sadda wish the King would kick a soccer ball around instead of the sucked-up corpse of Jesus Christ?
A: King Diamond is evil but he is in fact swayed to the evils of the Sweeedish furniture. He must stop with the IKEA decorations and come back to the ways of the dark. Why Mr. Diamond did you not play at the DNA lounge in San Francisco? Maybe he is afraid of Goats with Breasts? Hmmm...Q: Cuti Sadda proudly proclaims that no samples were used in the recording of Pentagrams All Up In Your Bling Bling, yet I distinctly heard a note-perfect, signature Alex Hellid fret run on the first track of your EP. Is Cuti Sadda lying or just Swedish?
A: Alex Hellid! Ha Ha ha... hahah...ah... Cuti never lies and Cuti is never Sweeedish. Cuti has studied countless years with the great Dark Lord Buddha TREY AZAGTHOTH on his third life to the middle world. This is the hand of the dead, the hand of the SIVAN and the breast implants of goats.Q: Doctor Alimantado claims to be the best-dressed chicken in town, but I've seen Cuti on a Friday night...who is Mr. Sadda's jeweler?
A: Cuti gets all his platinum digs from Mr. Bling (http://www.mrbling.com/\). Mr. Bling also makes very nice custom cookies. Cuti prefers the Snickerdoodle of Satan, but don’t forget the Loughton Candidate, he is a goat with big breasts.Q: If it snowed in Jamaica, does Cuti Sadda think that Lee "Scratch" Perry could get into Dismember?
A: AWEHHH!!! The innocent Sujata did not understand Gautama. Gautama was spiritually hungry. He was thirsting to attain supreme peace and Self-Realization. He wanted spiritual food. Sujata placed some food before Gautama and entreated him to take it. Gautama smiled and said, "Beloved Sujata, I am highly pleased with your kind and benevolent nature. Can this food appease my hunger?" Sujata replied, "Yes sir, it will appease your hunger. Kindly take it now."Q: Speaking of snow, does Cuti Sadda watch The Mountain? I hear it's like the OC on the slopes!Gautama began to eat the food underneath the shadow of a large tree, thenceforth to be called as the great 'Bo-Tree' or the tree of wisdom. Gautama sat in a meditative mood underneath the tree from early morning to sunset, with a fiery determination and an iron resolve: "Let me die. Let my body perish. Let my flesh dry up. I will not get up from this seat till I get full illumination." He plunged himself into deep meditation. At night he entered into deep Samadhi (superconscious state) underneath that sacred Bo-Tree (Pipal tree or ficus religiosa). He was tempted by Maya in a variety of ways, but he stood adamant. He did not yield to Maya's allurements and temptations. He came out victorious with full illumination. He attained Nirvana (liberation). His face shone with divine splendour and effulgence. He got up from his seat and danced in divine ecstasy for seven consecutive days and nights around the sacred Bo-Tree.
Then he came to the normal plane of consciousness. His heart was filled with profound mercy and compassion. He wanted to share what he had with humanity. He traveled all over India and preached his doctrine and gospel. He became a saviour, deliverer and redeemer... the Goats with Breasts.
A: The Mountain? Ha, even Grant Langston could kick that guy’s ass with a goat breast implant.Q: What does Cuti Sadda fear?
A: The fucking 405 Freeway...and Goats with Breasts. The light of the damned shines most bright on the world which only lives once. For those of us who are the blessed of the forever, we do not only have the fur that surrounds our precious cheekbones but the whiskers that are like razor blades cutting into a young virgin's veins in a rich bloody suicide, only to be Hello Kitty again...on CRACK. Just like Johnny Cash or Dave Lombardo with the bees. Do you know now?!Q: The heavy guitars gave me an instant moustache and my girlfriend likes to shake her rump to the jiggy beats. Is this Cuti Sadda's target market, the burnout metal boyfriend and the girlfriend who likes dance music?
A: The Dance Hall of Death is upon your spine, and if we must die why we not dance? For a...a...a...wait that’s an Oingo Boingo song isn’t it? Is Danny Elfman grabbing my intestines? My girl’s got guts!...and Goats with Breasts!Q: For a fellow who is 10'3," Cuti Sadda sure carries the 666 pounds well. Why Beelzebub and not basketball?
A: Oh have no fear, Cuti-Sadda’s apprentice Yao Ming is deeply embedded in the world of NBA. He may seem calm and nice but he is actually infecting the game with the same evil that Cuti is bringing to the world of Jiggy Music. The world will soon see the full power of the Cuti-Citta-Sadda!!!GOATS WITH BREASTS! NECRO 4 LIFE!
Cuti Sadda’s cd Pentagrams All Up In Your Bling Bling is available through www.dalycityrecords.com
